(alas that feminism has killed these) pretty solid pickup lines

Of course now that women have become men and will dish it out for free, there's no reason for men to approach women and use pick-up lines, but....

• If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
• Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
• Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You've got fine written all over you.
• I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
• I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
• You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
• Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
• Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
• Poof! (What are you doing?!) I'm here, now what are your other two wishes?
• What's that perfume you're wearing? (uhh red spice) Really? Are you sure it's not "Catch of the Day?"

Also, here is another move which you gentlemen won't need to utilize but that is still cute: telling a girl she's beautiful and walking away. I'm tellin ya as a girl, it's gold Jerry, gold. It would totally work.